So there was a hostage situation. The bandits had 30 women and children in a small abandon building on the outskirts of town. The situation was looking very grim. The FBI special forces were posted outside the compound waiting for the opportunity to strike and strike quick. 

  "We sure are in a jam," the second in command says to the head officer who suddenly exclaims, "I've got. By george, I've got it! What were gonna do is this: I want you guys to stay out here and keep lookout. I'm going to go home and jack off in the bathroom. They'll never see me coming."